NW Ranch Now Accepting Gifts!

We here at Northwood Ranch are well aware of our second-rate popularity behind the awesomeness that is Team Willow. But don't let that stop you from giving us cool anonymous gifts of food and/or toys. (NB: neither of us eat meat, and Christian doesn't really eat vegetables either. But I can eat his vegetables.)

I don't think you're a bad person for eating meat...

I just don't want to see or smell it.

I'm sorry.

Labour Report Part 3

So if I go on strike....autumn Death By Nostalgia tour! I win!

Labour Report Part 2

Now I'm faced with a dilemma. The Treasury Board of Canada (the people who sign the paycheques of most federal civil servants like me) has offered a new contract to the union that essentially amounts to a 2% cut in pay. This is pretty unacceptable, but on the other hand I'm not exactly in a position where I can afford to be on strike for any length of time. I get paid reasonably well, but certainly nowhere near what a similar job in the private sector would pay (but I also don't have to work the insane hours that I might face if I went private.) Do I vote to accept or reject the offer?

B.A. Johnston: Your life is good these days

Congratulations to Christian for finishing up with his job yesterday. No reported cases of food poisoning, no deaths at the hands of a disgruntled fry/prep cook. Huzzah!

Congratulations also for maintining the upper hand in last night's duel with Mary. You proved you're a man without hurting your opponent. It's a fine line to walk when fighting girls, and you went all Johnny Cash on that shit outside Gus'.

And finally, have fun at Shoreline; bring back lots of free beer for me.