B.A. Johnston: Your life is good these days

Congratulations to Christian for finishing up with his job yesterday. No reported cases of food poisoning, no deaths at the hands of a disgruntled fry/prep cook. Huzzah!

Congratulations also for maintining the upper hand in last night's duel with Mary. You proved you're a man without hurting your opponent. It's a fine line to walk when fighting girls, and you went all Johnny Cash on that shit outside Gus'.

And finally, have fun at Shoreline; bring back lots of free beer for me.