Perfect For Breakfast
I ran out of soy milk today. What would a normal person do? Have toast? Borrow a roommate's regular milk? Skip breakfast or grab something at Tim's on the way to work? Maybe. But if that's what being normal is all about, I don't want any part of it.
Fortunately, Noël is fast approaching, and I happened to have some soy-nog in the fridge. And lemme tell you, soy-nog on cereal rules absolutely. Especially on sugary cereals, because sugary cereals aren't sweet enough on their own; they must be augmented by sugary beverage. And at the same price as regular soy milk, it doesn't feel like I'm throwing money away. Good-bye regular soy milk, see you in January.
Fortunately, Noël is fast approaching, and I happened to have some soy-nog in the fridge. And lemme tell you, soy-nog on cereal rules absolutely. Especially on sugary cereals, because sugary cereals aren't sweet enough on their own; they must be augmented by sugary beverage. And at the same price as regular soy milk, it doesn't feel like I'm throwing money away. Good-bye regular soy milk, see you in January.
posted by Evil Robot Boy at 3:28 PM
2 Comments:
for that extra energy that the body needs, next time you might try molasses poured over a delicious bowl of cube sugar. it's a cardiac workout in every crunchy spoonful!
Damn, why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner? It's nature's birth control! I don't want to have kids for a few years anyway. So...the effects are reversible, right?
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